This Food Has Bones In It: A Production Company

In September 2012, on the backlot of Universal Studios, Florida, a puddle of radioactive waste gained consciousness, split itself in twain, and took the form of two young men in E.T. Adventure ride merchandise. Freed from their gooey prison, the young men formed a partnership and set out into the world, two operators of the same mind, yet wholly their own.

One in LA, one in ATL, weaving the threads of time and space betwixt their mandibles into a giant, unknowable knot. Their humanoid forms, Chris Alden and Tanner Bartlett, may seem like your standard every-day goated white boys on the surface, but what bubbles beneath the skin is beyond what the human mind can comprehend.

Chris is a musician with a successful-yet-niche music project titled Cosmicosmo. Tanner is an accomplished VFX Supervisor with credits spanning several major films. Both have created several pieces together, starting with the incredibly divisive and bold cinematic foray "Ocarina of Time HIDDEN CUTSCENE GLITCH", and continuing their partnership with the brooding and cynical "Penguin House".

Chris has a dog named Pogi and Tanner has two cats named Ash and Ripley. Together, Chris and Tanner have enjoyed a decade of creative writing and working together, and have put their first feature-length screenplay "Cast Iron" out into the world. Email them below, if you dare or have money.